Inconsistent superstition

Something occurred to me just now in Ikea. Why is it that few people these days still "believe" that opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, while so many persist in pointedly not walking under ladders?

Shortly after this rare flash of inspiration, I witnessed someone accidentally smash a mirror on the floor. Concerned for my safety, I paid for my candles and left as quickly as possible. What? Have you ever been to Ikea for plant pots and a suitcase and not left with a bag full of candles?

I thought as much.

Tags: ikea, superstition, ladder, umbrella

Labels: humour